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Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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