nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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