There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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