the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
In America we eat man semen.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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