Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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