he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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