i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
