I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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