she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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