If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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