One girl and one boy is just not enough.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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