I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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