Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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