oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
