drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
