if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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