I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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