Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Found your dick twin last night
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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