Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Randomize
