Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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