For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
