Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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