Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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