A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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