i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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