none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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