Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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