Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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