If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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