This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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