So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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