how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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