Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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