"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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