dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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