I wish i was in the wii world.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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