oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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