I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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