the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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