maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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