Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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