Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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