you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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