he wants to bone in the snuggie
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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