Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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