did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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