he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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