i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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