You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
id be glad to
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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