I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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