Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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