I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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