So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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