I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize