By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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