i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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